Squirrels. Mother beeping squirrels. I thought they were supposed to be, you know, cute. Industrious. Fat-cheeked. Kind of like nature made rats 2nd edition, the not-terrible version. Turns out they are in fact rats 2nd edition, the chews-on-wires-because-go-fuck-yourself version. Now when most people have no Internet, they go outdoors, maybe hit up a cafe with free wireless. For some of us that's not an option. Needless to say it's been a fun week of "we fixed it" "no you didn't" "no we didn't." I got one forum message out during the however long of "fixed" they had before they broke it again.
Anyway, we're lucky I'm smart. When things weren't posting they stayed in the text field, so I saved them all outside the blog post thing. Long story short: first impressions and reviews safe.
Anyway (again) I'll start posting them now. I'll give you The Matrix first since I'm betting everyone wants that one. Get ready for a week's worth of stuff today, folks. :D
And seriously. Fuck squirrels.